COMPARATIVE RELIGION Taoism: Shit Happens Buddhism: If you happens, its really not shit. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Protestant: Shit won’t happen if you work harder. Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserved it. Voodoo: Shit does not just happen. It is done for you. John Gallery: Let me paint this shit I really would like the Muslim version. Islam: Hmmm maybe... There is only one shit, and we be it
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